I regret to inform you that I will never be as great as you think I am. I love you for it though. Thanks for keeping me company, you always see to know what I need. You have a wonderful soul and I am glad you have been a part of my life. I know sometimes it hasn't been easy, raising kids can be tumultuous (and loud). Thanks for hanging in there with us. And? Thanks for being so patient and helpful with all the wayward animals that have found their way into our home seeking assistance. Thanks for sharing your food, toys and blanket with them. You are a saint.
With much love,Me
P.S. Please stop peeing under the table.