

“Even when the rest have given up, there’s always that one person that rises to the top. Be that ONE.”
“Never underestimate a woman’s ability to find things out.”
“You can’t spell awesome without me.”
“The greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our decisions, not upon our circumstances.”
“I’ve been disappointed so many times, not giving a fu** is almost a reflex.”
“Today you are you, that is truer than true, there’s no one alive who is youer than you.” – Dr. Seuss
I wish my car horn yelled “WHAT THE F@#& ARE YOU DOING?”
“I’ve learned that it isn’t always good enough to be forgiven by others, sometimes you must learn to forgive yourself.”
“I’ve used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.”
“Just because something isn’t happening for you right now, doesn’t mean that it will never happen.”
Planning a team fire drill for everyone at the hotel tonight.
Just tried out my new swim trunks in the shower! They’re lookin’ pretty good!
Do they make argyle pants?
Went on an Easter Egg hunt in the back yard today. Found more eggs than both of my kids combined!
Wow this pre-game skate music is loud.
OMG! Diet Dr. Pepper really does taste like Original Dr. Pepper!
Why hasn’t anyone RSVP’d my Royal Wedding Viewing party… omelet bar!
Why do they call it the Jumbo tron? I like the Patty Tron.
I lost my tape measure… now I don’t know if my carry on is too big!
Goals are great, but I prefer assists. Mom always said I was a great helper.
When the fans do the wave… I just… I just wish I could jump right in the stands and join them.
Night out with the boys!! Who’s got the O’Doul’s?
Does anyone know here I can buy a hockey stick in the Bay Area? It’s kind of important.
Never mind, I guess the Sharks will buy me sticks if I ask. NOW they tell me.
Getting pumped up for Game 5! Listening to the Fray on my iPhone while doing pilates!
Just took an elevator ride and jumped while it was moving. It was crazy!
I told everybody on the team that my wife baked cookies for them after the game… but it was really me.
Who else wants to camp out to get good Glee Live tickets?
Almost time for shorts weather! Anyone else psyched?
Going to try to get the guys to call him Jonathan Slow! HAHA! BURN!
No Lady Byng nomination again this year. Damn. I’m going to go kick a stuffed animal.
My “Marleau 12” t-shirt shrunk in the wash. FML.
Hey I know of this sweet LaserTag tournament after the season is over. You guys want in?
Worst part of playing in LA was that we didn’t have time to to to Legoland.
Inn & Out guy tjust told me about some food not on the menu… sorry can’t share. It’s a secret.
I’m going camping tonight. Setting up the tent in the back yard now!
Just brushed my teeth with a new toothpaste!
Heading to Starbucks to get a Trenti Iced Passion Tea Latte
Stocking up on cashmere turtlenecks at JCrew
Can I wear socks with these sandals?
Aghh! My playoff beard is in the itchy stage.
Hey Seto, sending this DM to see if you can bring my copy of National Treasure 2 to the rink. Thanks Buddy!
Turds! Double Turds!
Nobody liked Slappy at the Christmas party but then Jumbo makes a commercial with him and all of a sudden it’s hilarious?
Should I take a walk on the wild side and add dried fruit to my oatmeal?
I’ll be on “Dancing With The Stars” next week. Second row, gray t-shirt, look for me!
Waiting in line at the mall to see the Easter Bunny, I bet my kids will be so jealous!
The bumpers on this bowling lane are broken L At least I got to wear the shoes.
My friend Joe scored a goal last night. Fun!
Joe Thornton reads Playboy for the articles.
What is this “Jumbo Slide?”
Coach Murray wouldn’t shake hands… So I high-fived myself instead.
More quotes from my Twitter feed:
"I can only please one person per day. Today isn’t your day… and tomorrow doesn’t look good either."
"I’m reading a book on Anti-Gravity, I just wish I could put it down."
"I had social networking when I was a kid too. I think back then it was called “outside.”
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two…"
"Dear Exercise – They like me more. Sincerely, The Couch"
"Giving up doesn’t necessarily mean you are weak. Sometimes it means you’re strong enough to let it go."
"Nothing lasts forever, not even your problems."
"Fact: Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which is pretty much the same thing."
"I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the script."
"You can’t keep running away from what you’re trying to find."
It was like watching the entire 2010-2011 San Jose Sharks regular season unfold before your eyes - inconsistency plagued the team, bounces wouldn't go their way, and all efforts seemed for naught. But at the 3:07 mark of the second, the six game losing streak ended. And at 3:08, Patrick Marleau kicked off the Sharks rise to redemption.
"The best part of not knowing who you are anymore is it gives you the perfect chance to become the person you want to be."
"You have to find something, something that anchors you, something that keeps you looking forward, even on the bad days, when you’re tempted to look back."
"It's only when we realize that life is taking us nowhere that it begins to have meaning."
"I know I’m made of mistakes, disappointments and failures. But, I promise you there’s a part of me worth keeping."
"Don’t carry mistakes with you, their weight may crush you. Place them under you, and use them as stepping stones to help you and build you."
"Here’s my gym schedule. Monday, cardio. Tuesday, weights. Wednesday, fifteen year break. Repeat."
"If I cheated on my fears, broke up with my doubts, got engaged to my faith… I can marry my dreams."