Convincing yourself that you don’t give a f**k anymore, is one of the hardest things you can ever do.
True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
I just don’t have enough middle fingers for today.
The worst part about being lied to is knowing you weren’t worth the truth.
Don’t depend on anyone, because even your shadow leaves you when you’re in darkness.
The truth is pretty hard to swallow when you’re choking on your pride.
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get ran over if you just sit there.
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against Stupidness.
I wouldn’t have an Anger problem if you didn’t have a Stupid problem.
Cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.